November 2020





Whar’d All Them Votes Come Frum? It MUST Be a Conspiracy, Right?!?

Well, we’all dun be on the 3rd day after Lection Day an “all of a sudden” all these durned votes be “appearin outta thin air”.  Pres Trump dun warned us bout them thievin Democrat folk an theys sneaky tricks!  It’s like he’s bin in charge of this har guvmint an he ain’t bin able to stop em frum cheatin.  DEEP STATE!  (That last one was actually a Tweet frum the Twit in Chief, Pres Trump…)






It’s Mah RIGHT to Not Have to Wear a Mask an Such!

Why shud we haveta wear them durned masks? They weigh me down wit thar 1-2 oz. They can make mah face itch an on a bad day, ah might even git me sum pimples. Folk can’t see if’n ah’m smilin or frownin. They make it to whar ah even have trouble breathin sumtimes. An don’t even git me started on the whole mess if’n ah sneeze with one of them thangs on!