Well, it’s bin a couple weeks since the election an ah thunk it dun be time to take a look at the blizzard of lawsuits that Pres Trump has bin filin to change the election results (Electoral votes by candidate: Biden – 306, Trump – 232). Probly the best way is to look at each lawsuit an whut the results of those lawsuits have bin.
In mah last talk bout, “Why ‘Biometrics’ Ain’t Such a Gud Idea… Part 1”, ah talked bout the trouble biometrics caused when they dun be used as a stand-alone security measure. But ah never talked whut is proven to wurk! Well, har we are. Whadda ya say we talk bout fixin the problem?
Well, if’n it ain’t one of mah favorite eatin days of the year! Ah dun luv me sum turkey an mashed potatoes an gravy an stuffin an corn on the cob an all them other fixins fur Thanksgivin! Mmm-hmm! Nummy!
Well, ah’d thunk y’all be thunkin bout now sumthin like, “Whut the heck? Ranty is rantin bout smartphones an biometrics an such? Whut makes him thunk he know whut he be talkin bout?”
In addition to power, they’s also be some “strategies” in hagglin. Since this’n be gittin a bit long, ah’ll just talk real quick-like bout four of them: Bracketing, Anchoring, Silence, an Biddin Against Yurself.
Now y’all may be wunderin whut is negotiatin? Like when y’all go to a flea market an such an find a lamp y’all like an the seller be askin a ridiculous price fur it, like $20. Y’all start the negotiatin over price by sayin y’all’d like it, but at $10. They’all come back an say $17.50. Y’all say $12.50 an they say $15 an y’all say, “Sold!”. That thar be a fur instance of negotiatin! Well, to put it simple like, it really be nuthin more than hagglin. But thar’s a lot more to it than jus that!
Well, The Ranty Nation Folding Team dun bin foldin fur almos three weeks now an we’all dun gone frum being at the bottom of the list (bout #255374) into the top 6000 foldin teams! Now, course there dun only be two of us who be foldin, but we’all’re climbin them rankins faster’n a squirrel after a nut!
Most of the traps/time bombs ah’ve talked bout them Republicans leavin behind fur President Elect Biden to deal with are of the more “longish term” kind. In this part, ah’m gonna talk bout whut Pres Trump and the Republican Congresscritters are doin to make thangs bad in the “nearish term”.
Ah have to give Pres Trump credit whar credit be due. He shure dun have his followers conned. Fur the life of me, ah cudn’t figure out why they thunk he gives a flip bout them, but they’all’re sure he really cares bout them!
Well, we’all dun bin talkin bout money. An we’all also bin talkin bout how much more money rich folk have than we regular folk. But ah don’t rightly know that we really unnerstand whut it means to have a “billion dollars”.
