Now they’s at least two main ways folk use the “truth” fur lying to other folk (and sumtimes theyselfs). Ah’m shure they’s more, but ah’ve only figured out two of them. An tho they seems a lotta like, an can be hard to tell apart, they’s definitely two differnt ways of lyin wit the truth.
Instead of talkin bout how much space it takes up or how long regular folk’d have to wurk to actually make a billion dollars, ah’m gonna take a differnt approach… Can sumone, fur real, SPEND a billion dollars?!?
Another of the “best’ ways to lie is to use the truth to make folk believe a lie. That’s cuz sum folk’ll thunk that if’n the obviously “true” part is true, then the rest of whut’s bein said must be true too!
One of the “best’ ways to lie is to use wurds that make y’all thunk sumthin’s gud when it ain’t. That’s cuz sum folk’ll thunk that if’n sumthin SOUNDS gud, then whut’s in it must be gud! Har’s how it wurks…
