Hi Ranty Nation! Ranty McRantyson har agin!

Ah knows it dun bin a few days since my last article, but y’know, sumtimes life is that way.

Anyhoo, ah was watchin the TeeVee earlier today an saw sumthin that made me go, “Hmm, that can’t be right…” Ah was watchin an interview wit Pres Trump’s Chief of Staff Mark Meadows. Ah can’t remember who was interviewin him, but he was givin Meadows the what fur bout the Trump administration’s handlin of COVID-19.

As ah was watchin the interview, ah looked at the background an thought mah astigmatism was actin up. Ah thunk ah saw TEN, yep, that’s TEN flags in the background behind him. Ah thunk, “What the…???”

Whut in the wurld does he, or anyone fur that matter, need 10 flags fur? Ah mean, it ain’t like it makes you more patriotic because y’all got more flags!

Then ah realized whut was goin on. Pres Trump’s administration is handlin things SO BADLY that they dun have to “virtue signal” to they’all’s supporters (y’know, the MAGA folk) that they be real patriots. Ah guess they figure that thar supporters’ll furgive jus bout anythin if’n they see nuff flags in the background.

After all, they have to be patriots if they have that many flags, am ah right?!? Cause everone knows folk who’re lackin in performance don’t overcompensate fur their short comins, right?!

Sigh!

Anyway, ah’ve got lots of stuff in the pipeline and ah’m gonna git back to wurk.

Ranty McRantyson signin off!