Hi Ranty Nation!  Ranty McRantyson har agin!

A friend of mine suggested I take a whack at modifyin the old Charlie Daniel’s Band song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” so as it’d fit fur what the NEW Trump tape wit the Georgia Secretary of State was bout.  Ah took a couple of her suggestions an got started.

So as y’all can git started wit the tune in mind, har’s a link to the Charlie Daniels YouTube Channel version of “The Devil Went Dow to Georgia, so y’all can git the tune in yur head fur to sing along wit:

So har we go.  Just sing it to the tune of the song.

♪ Ol Trump Phoned Down to Georgia ♫

Ol Trump phoned down to Georgia
He was lookin’ fur sum votes to steal
He wuz outta his mind cuz wuz way behind
He wuz lookin to appeal

When watchin TV Trump saw this man jawin bout the Lection like Trump was a nut
As Ol Trump jumped up fur to be pilloried he said “Man, ya got me in a rut!”
“Ah guess ya didn’t know it, but ah’m a genius counter too
An if y’all’d care to take a dare ah’ll make a deal wit you
Now you count sum purty gud numbers, man, but give Ol Trumper his due
I’ll bet a pardon of gold ginst yur soul cuz ah got better numbers’n you.”

[Pre-Chorus]
The man said, “Mah name’s Brad, yur temptin me wit sin
But ah’ll take yur bet, to yur lastin regret, cuz mah numbers y’all can’t spin!

[Chorus]
Brad, flex yur fingers an crunch yur numbers hard
Cuz Trump’s broke loose in Georgia an Ol Trump wants you barred
An if ya win ya git this purty pardon writ in gold
But if ya lose Ol Trump’ll git yur soul

[Verse 2]
Ol Trump started up his case an he said, “Ah’ll start this show.”
An spittle flew frum his mouth hole as the lies began to flow
An he pulled out sum new lies an they sounded like an evil hiss
His slimy band of sycophants joined in soundin sumthin like this:

[Demonic violin piece]

[Verse 3]
When Ol Trump dun finished, Brad said, “Well, yur shure full of (sh)it old son
But stay sittin in yur char over thar an ah’ll show ya how it’s dun.”

[Chorus]
“Liar on the Mountain” Run, y’all, run!
Trump’s bringin down the country an thunks it’s fun
Turkey’s lyin to us to bring us low
Are ya gonna let him?  No, y’all, no!

[Non-demonic violin piece]

[Verse 4]
Ol Trump yowled instead cuz he’d never admit he’d bin beat
So Ol Trump hung up the phone and dun began to Tweet
Brad said, “Ol Trumper, don’t you bother to come on back har an try agin
Ah dun told ya once, twice, three times, you sum-bitch, ya ain’t gonna win
And he played:

[Chorus]
“Liar on the Mountain” Run, y’all, run!
Trump’s bringin down the country an thunks it’s fun
Turkey’s lyin to us to bring us low
Are ya gonna let him?  No, y’all, no!

(Copyright © 2021 – Ranty McRantyson)

So that thar be the ballad of “Ol Trump Phoned Down to Georgia”.  Ah hope y’all’ll thunk bout it ever time y’all hear the Charlie Daniels Band song, “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”.  Ah don’t share Charlie Daniels (RIP) political views that much, but ah shure do like his music.

An, fur what it’s wurth, y’all’ll never hear me singin these har lyrics cuz ah’m as tone def as a cracked bell.  Heck, maybe ah’ll try rappin under the name of “Tone Def”.  Lol!  Wudn’t that be a hoot!

Anyhoo, so much dun be happenin that ah can’t even git sumthin writ befur sum new stoopidity comes outta the woodwork cuz of Pres Trump.  But ah’ll do the best ah can.  Til next time…

Ranty McRantyson signin off!