Ah thunk ah’d go ahead an do a Valentine Day’s sale fur the murch that’s still available.  If’n a merch says it’s a “RETIRED DESIGN”, then it ain’t available fur buyin no more.  The main reason they ain’t available anymore’s cuz they wuz fur the lection last year an they jus don’t count no more.

Ah know it’s bin awhile since ah last did a new T-shirt, but, by popular request (actually 2 folk), ah put together this har design.  This is a bit more blunt than some of mah other designs, but maybe it’ll git folk to thunk bout it an actually wear they’s masks!

Ah’m puttin mah “How to Wear a Mask” t-shirt on sale!  For the rest of this har COVID-19 pandemic, ah’m gonna give y’all 20% off on any order y’all make fur this t-shirt.

Well, it dun seem like the 2020 Presidential campaign season dun be goin on fur a couple years now.  Hmm, Pres Trump dun bin holding rallies fur 2020 since at least after the 2018 Mid-Term Lections, so ah guess it has bin goin on fur a couple years!  Dang!

Well, har we’all are. It dun be Lection Eve an ah thunk ah’d spend a little time pokin fun at them Republicans.

Over the las few yars, ah’ve done seen more an more folk say the words “Liberal” and “Progressive” as tho they’re bad thangs or even evil. That be crazy!

As if his over 20,000 lies (and countin) weren’t enuf, Pres Trump keeps sayin STOOPID things! He really needs some selfishness control. Since he don’t seem to be able to control what he done says, ah thunk up a new mask for him to use. In these COVID-19 days, with Pres Trump bein sick wit it an all, this mask is gud because he (probably) can’t take it off!

Hi Ranty Nation! Ranty McRantyson, har agin. Ah had intended this har design fur another reason, but after seein whut Pres Trump did after comin back to the White House before he shoulda, ah thunk…