Well, we’all dun be on the 3rd day after Lection Day an “all of a sudden” all these durned votes be “appearin outta thin air”. Pres Trump dun warned us bout them thievin Democrat folk an theys sneaky tricks! It’s like he’s bin in charge of this har guvmint an he ain’t bin able to stop em frum cheatin. DEEP STATE! (That last one was actually a Tweet frum the Twit in Chief, Pres Trump…)
So har we are, Nov 5, two days after Lection Day an we’all’re jus a bit closer to findin out who the next President Of The United States (POTUS) will be. But jus a bit…
Well, har we’all are an the lection is OVER!… well, cept for the countin and legalizin an accusationin an wailin an such.
Whut’s up wit knowin the Results of the Lection on Lection Day? There ain’t no rule or anythin that we’all have to know who the president is on Nov 3. Heck, other than the TeeVee networks “callin” an lection on lection day, we’all really ain’t know fur sure til at least the next day. Sumtimes not fur weeks (e.g. 2000).
Ah knows it dun bin a few days since my last article, but y’know, sumtimes life is that way. Anyhoo, ah was watchin the TeeVee earlier today an saw sumthin that made me go, “Hmm, that can’t be right…”
Now ah know that Pres Trump seems to like to hire folk like himself. You know, people who ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. But this has got to be the STOOPIDEST thang ah have ever hurd someone say in an lection year!
… Whut do all these har sayins have in common? They’re the backbone of whut made these har United States great. The idea that we’re a country that’s strongest when we’all’re lookin out fur each other, not tryin to divide us apart.
Ah’ve bin thunkin bout them thar protestors we keep hearin bout on them right-wing channels like Faux, uh, ah mean, FOX News, Breitbart, etc. Accordin to them folk, what we’all’re seein right now (under Pres Trump) is whut we’all’re gonna see under a Pres Biden. Y’all know whut? That jus don’t make no sense. We’all’re seein it because of whut Pres Trump is doin!
