Hi Ranty Nation!  Ranty McRantyson har agin!

Well, 2020 wuz one heck of a year.  Seemed like nuttin went right.  Shoot, theys even cancelled the 2020 Summer Olympic Games.

Furtunately, they’s only delayed the games!  The 2021 Summer Olympic Games start on July 23rd thru August 8, 2021 in Tokyo, Japan.  Yep, this summer!  It’ll start in only a few weeks!

Announcin the “Swamp-O-Lympics”

After consultin wit the team har at the Ranty Nation website, we’all’ve decided to have an annual “Swamp-O-Lympics” to celebrate the return of the Olympic games.  Whut this means is that we’all’ll come up wit sum categories an nominate “competitors” an “run” them like track an field events.

We’all decided to do this cuz the politicritters and such-like’ve bin makin it so easy to find competitors, but theys’ve bin competin so hard that we thunked a “run off” wuz needed to pick the top three “medalists”.

The Swamp-O-Lympics’ll run frum July 4th (of course) thru, well, we’all ain’t shure how long it’ll take, but we’all’ll “git er done” ASAP after the openin “ceremonies”.

Customized Awards fur the Events

Now, in honor of mah favorite President, cuz ah like makin fun of him so much, Pres Trump, the award’s gonna be representative of whut ah thunk of him…  Ta-Da!  A Gold, Silver, an Bronze TOILET.

On top of that, we’all’re gonna award the V.I.P (Very Important Plunger) award fur the most outstandin competitor!

Har’s a representation of whut it’ll look like:

If’n we get a lot of “competitors”, we may even have to run a few heats to whittle them down to the three that deserve their award on the award podium!

Sample Events

Har’re sum example “events” fur the Swamp-O-Lympics:

1. Craziest thang sumone dun.
2. Stupidest thang sumone dun.
3. Most Corrupt thang sumone dun.
4. Most “1984” (Double Talk/Think) sumone dun.

Comment below fur to let me know whut of these y’all like.  Please make suggestions fur whut events y’all thunk shud be included!  An don’t furget to leave a comment below fur yur favorite Swamp-O-Lympics “athlete” (competitor) an the reason y’all thunk theys deserves to compete an maybe even win.

Y’all can check out this link fur more “Swamp-O-Lympics” talks as ah add em:

https://rantynation.com/category/swamp-o-lympics/

Ranty McRantyson signin off!