Hi Ranty Nation!  Ranty McRantyson har agin.

Har’s a quick update so as y’all won’t thunk ah dun died or sumthin.  An durned if September wuzn’t a much busier month than ah figured it’d be!

Furst, ah had mah main compooter crash on me. Then ah thunked, “Well, if’n it’s gonna be down fur a bit, ah might as well do the upgrades ah dun bin puttin off.  An, of course, wit the compooter parts shortage they’s dun bin, ah ain’t bin able to git the parts ah wanted.  Long an short of it is ah’m hopin ah’ll be able to get it all together sumtime in October!

Secund, mah in-laws dun decided to git them a house.  Course, ah got finagled into helpin them git all the stuff dun so as they cud git into the house.  Ah gotta tell y’all that if’n one of the problems in the “Housin Bubble Crash” of 2008-2009 (i.e. The Great Recession) wuz that folk cud jus say they’s makin $xyz an the mortgage company’d take them at they’s wurd, well that just ain’t so anymore!  Ah feel like ah’ve bin givin a colonoscopy up to mah tonsils an ah ain’t even on the loan!  Gud Lord, it’s ridiculous how much infurmation y’all’ve gotta git to git a loan.  Ah’m kinda surprised that folk ain’t bin asked to put up a kidney or sumthin as collateral!

Anyhoo, needless to say thang’ve bin kinda busy round the ol McRantyson house har lately, but ah’m hopin to get back to postin more often real soon.  Ah’ve got a buncha posts that’re bout 1/3 – 3/4 dun already an just need to git the time to finish em.

Ah can shurly tell y’all that’s it’s bin frustratin to not be able to post cuz they’s SO MANY thangs ah need to update goin on right now that ah’m gittin fired up to talk bout all the stoopidity comin frum the GOP around these infrastructure an other thangs bills.  Sheesh!  Whut a buncha two-faced, backstabbin, stealin candy frum a baby, morons they dun be!

Ah hope this quick update will git y’all fired up fur mah next post!

Ranty McRantyson signin off fur now.

PS. It dun occurred to me that y’all might wanna brush up on sum “redneck”.  Har’s a page that’ll git y’all started.

List of Common Redneck Words and Their Meanings

If’n y’all wanta dive in deep into it, then ah’d suggest gittin one of Jeff Foxworthy’s “Redneck Dictionaries” off’n Amazon or sum such bookstore.  Har’s a (non-affiliate) link to his book on Amazon:

Jeff Foxworthy’s Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of