No, Ah Ain’t Gone, Ah’m Still Har an Kickin!
Ah know y’all probly dun thunk ah’d fallen clean off the face of the Earth! Well, ah ain’t. Ah’m still har an ah’ve got a few talks ah’m gonna post in the next few days.
Articles by Ranty McRantyson
EXPIRED: Valentines Day Merch Discount!
Ah thunk ah’d go ahead an do a Valentine Day’s sale fur the murch that’s still available. If’n a merch says it’s a “RETIRED DESIGN”, then it ain’t available fur buyin no more. The main reason they ain’t available anymore’s cuz they wuz fur the lection last year an they jus don’t count no more.
Breakin News Alert! NEW Impeachment Charge! THAT’s A “High Crime Or Misdemeanor”?!?
Well, ah bin wurkin on a buncha rants an ran across this’n an thunk it couldn’t wait! Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer dun said Pres Trump is guilty of a NEW an UNPRECEDENTED Impeachment Charge!
Har’s Mah Eleventh Design Cuz Folks Don’t Seem to Be Takin COVID-19 Serious-like
Ah know it’s bin awhile since ah last did a new T-shirt, but, by popular request (actually 2 folk), ah put together this har design. This is a bit more blunt than some of mah other designs, but maybe it’ll git folk to thunk bout it an actually wear they’s masks!
Memorial: COVID-19 an 400,000+ Mericans Dun Paid the Price
Well, ah’m ever so sad to say that we’all’ve hit a dark milestone of over 400,000 Mericans’ve dun died cuz of COVID-19.
Yep, It Dun Be Movin Day Fur Pres Trump
Yep! It dun be movin day fur Pres Trump (hopefully that’ll be the last time ah have to call him that!) an his family. They’s gotta git outta the White House so as the next President, Pres Biden, can move in.
Trump Family Elitism
Ah find it a bit ironical that fur all the wailin an moanin bout how Republicans’re sayin that Democrats’re “elitist”, that they’s jus ignore all the elitism they’s party dun do all the time.
Dang! A Lot Can Happen in Jus a Few Days!
Well, ah never! Not in my wurst nightmares ever dun imagined that whut happened on January 6, 2021 coulda ever happened har in Merica! To see them morons in they’s MAGA hats breakin into the Capital Building was really hard to watch. Ah dun seen that kinda stuff happen in them “banana republics”, includin Venezuela, but ah never thunk ah’d see it happen har…
♪ Ol Trump Phoned Down to Georgia ♫
A friend of mine suggested I take a whack at modifyin the old Charlie Daniel’s Band song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” so as it’d fit fur what the NEW Trump tape wit the Georgia Secretary of State was bout. Ah took a couple of her suggestions an got started. So har it is. Just sing it to the tune of the song.
Election “Kabuki Theater” by Them Republican Congresscritters…
So in case y’all dun bin hidin under a rock, whut sum of the Republican Congresscritters, both in the House of Representatives an the Senate’re doin is they’s gonna protest the State Elector’s votes, sayin that they dun be the result of fraud. What a crock!