Water-Closet Gate! Furst New T-shirt Design of 2022!
Ah thunked ah’d go ahead an put up a new t-shirt design! Har it is in all it’s crownin glory! Water-Closet Gate. Ain’t it a thang of beauty?
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BREAKIN NEWS: COVID-19 Vaccine is Compooterized!
Ah’ve bin roamin the InterToobes fur the last few weeks an ah ran cross this downright frightenin story bout the COVID-19 vaccine! After all the warnins we’all’ve had over the years frum folks like George Orwell (1984) an “V for Vendetta” an such-like sumthin like this goes an happens!
Breakin News Alert! NEW Impeachment Charge! THAT’s A “High Crime Or Misdemeanor”?!?
Well, ah bin wurkin on a buncha rants an ran across this’n an thunk it couldn’t wait! Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer dun said Pres Trump is guilty of a NEW an UNPRECEDENTED Impeachment Charge!
♪ Ol Trump Phoned Down to Georgia ♫
A friend of mine suggested I take a whack at modifyin the old Charlie Daniel’s Band song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” so as it’d fit fur what the NEW Trump tape wit the Georgia Secretary of State was bout. Ah took a couple of her suggestions an got started. So har it is. Just sing it to the tune of the song.
It’s Mah RIGHT to Not Have to Wear a Mask an Such!
Why shud we haveta wear them durned masks? They weigh me down wit thar 1-2 oz. They can make mah face itch an on a bad day, ah might even git me sum pimples. Folk can’t see if’n ah’m smilin or frownin. They make it to whar ah even have trouble breathin sumtimes. An don’t even git me started on the whole mess if’n ah sneeze with one of them thangs on!