Articles by Ranty McRantyson

Ranty McRantyson Bout the Insurrection

An Now Fur Somethin PERSONAL!

Being poor in Merica sucks. Y’all’re looked down on and, if y’all don’t pretend to be better off than y’all are (like dress in nice (Goodwill) clothes), y’all have almost no chance to get ahead because y’all be stigmatized an the hirin folk’ll place y’all in a “low wage” box an it’s almost impossible to git outta. And that’s if’n y’all are white. If you are of color it is even worse.


Ranty McRantyson Bout the Insurrection

Whut Makes Merica GREAT!

… Whut do all these har sayins have in common? They’re the backbone of whut made these har United States great. The idea that we’re a country that’s strongest when we’all’re lookin out fur each other, not tryin to divide us apart.


Thunkin bout lying, lies, an liars

Ruminatin on All of Them Protests…

Ah’ve bin thunkin bout them thar protestors we keep hearin bout on them right-wing channels like Faux, uh, ah mean, FOX News, Breitbart, etc. Accordin to them folk, what we’all’re seein right now (under Pres Trump) is whut we’all’re gonna see under a Pres Biden. Y’all know whut? That jus don’t make no sense. We’all’re seein it because of whut Pres Trump is doin!



COVID-19 Science

Whut’s Up Wit a COVID-19 Vaccine?

Even IF we were to have a vaccine TODAY (Oct 9, 2020), it would take AT LEAST 6 months (probably 12-18+ months) to get a significant number (enough to make a difference) of vaccines out to the Merican people.






45's "Mar-A-Lago Office"

RETIRED DESIGN: The “Dunce Cap Donald” Design!

Pres Trump dun do some of the STOOPIDEST thangs ah thunk ah’d eva see a Merican President do! He’s so gullible that ah thunk ah’d make a design that’d show it to everone (cept his MAGA fans, they’ll never figur out this un)!